TOP TEN NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

I have never been too successful with New Year's Resolutions. The other day I came across an article in a magazine listing their top ten resolutions for the new year. I decided to make their list my list.

Therefore I hereby resolve to:

SPEND MORE TIME WITH FAMILY AND FRIENDS: I plan on doing just that, but it will have to wait till the weather warms up because once I get home from work, I don't leave my house for anybody or anything.

FIT IN FITNESS: This one I absolutely plan on doing , but again, I'll have to wait for spring cuz it's just too damn cold outside for a walk or a jog. Maybe if I take the clothes off the exercise bike, well that's a possibility.

TAME THE BULGE: I started my diet the day after Christmas, of course it's impossible to diet on New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, but I'll get right back on it. Maybe next Monday.

QUIT SMOKING: I can cross this one off, don't smoke.

ENJOY LIFE MORE: This one is going to be hard until I can retire and move somewhere warm.

QUIT DRINKING: No Way! I must have an occasional margarita.

GET OUT OF DEBT: Not a problem, remember who I'm married to... Mr. Cash and Carry.

LEARN SOMETHING NEW: I WILL master Photoshop this year!

HELP OTHERS: You have to help yourself before you can help others.

GET ORGANIZED: I had already decided that my side of the closet will be color coordinated, with all my shirts buttoned and facing the same direction, just like my husband's.

These resolutions don't sound too bad, I'll let you know how I'm doing.